Updated: Jul 31, 2020
TL; DR: While humans are staying as distant as can be, trees are gettin' super frisky! 😉
[Projected] Breaking News: Jobless claims continue to soar as [human] treehuggers made redundant by trees rapidly evolving to meet their own affection needs. 😏
File under: "More evidence that Mother Nature is moving along just fine without us: While humans hunker down in quarantine, Mother Nature radiates and reigns supreme."